PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sluggo Brott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pertti Kiilopaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brott's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, So What. Kiilopaa has chosen Extreme Ways as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pertti Kiilopaa was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Brott
vs
Kiilopaa

191 cm
36
219 lbs
21 - 16 - 0

187 cm
34
211 lbs
21 - 20 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sluggo Brott!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Pertti Kiilopaa!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brott tries to close the distance and clinch but Kiilopaa swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kiilopaa scores with a jab to the head.
Kiilopaa tries a head kick but it misses.
Brott shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Brott rushes Kiilopaa and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kiilopaa blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Brott is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Brott.
Brott lands a right hand.
A bit of stalling here from Brott.
Kiilopaa is working for takedown but Brott is calmly controlling the position for now.
Brott lands a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Brott.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brott stops a takedown attempt from Kiilopaa.
Brott lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Brott creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Brott leaning against his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brott lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kiilopaa or not.
Brott softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Brott lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kiilopaa backwards.
Brott scores with a nice hook to the head.

Brott breaks from the clinch.
Kiilopaa falls off balance throwing a combination
and Brott counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kiilopaa's knee momentarily.
Kiilopaa looks winded!
Brott is looking to slow Kiilopaa down with leg kicks.
Pertti Kiilopaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kiilopaa takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brott scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

It looks like Pertti Kiilopaa has been cut.
Kiilopaa swinging wildly here.
Brott is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiilopaa throws a head kick but Brott moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Kiilopaa.
Brott throws a nice inside leg kick.
Brott pushes Kiilopaa away with a front kick.
Nice uppercut there from Brott.

Brott drops Kiilopaa with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Kiilopaa looks back up at him and smiles so Brott waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Brott fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kiilopaa, pushing him back against the cage.

Brott pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kiilopaa looks to throw the jab but Brott is out of range.
Brott pushes Kiilopaa away with a front kick.
Kiilopaa tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kiilopaa chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brott can pounce on him.

Brott darts in and clinches Kiilopaa up against the cage.
Kiilopaa's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That has opened up Pertti Kiilopaa's cut even more.
Brott lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kiilopaa backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brott working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Brott lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kiilopaa backwards.
A short left from Brott.
A short body shot lands from Brott as the two fighters clinch.
Brott lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Brott makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Brott lands a hook that snaps the head of Kiilopaa backwards.
Brott working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Brott lands a hook to the side of the head.
Brott lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Brott.
Brott scores with a nice hook to the head.

The cut above Pertti Kiilopaa's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Brott scores with a shot to the side of Kiilopaa's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Brott pulls Kiilopaa into guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Brott is on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brott is working Kiilopaa over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

Brott is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Kiilopaa has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Brott is looking to defend but Kiilopaa has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Brott! Kiilopaa pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Brott taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Pertti Kiilopaa!
After winning the bout, Pertti Kiilopaa thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.