PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Uriah Primetime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Deb The Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Primetime kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I Get Money-50cent. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Primetime
vs
The Machine

170 cm
24
145 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

167 cm
20
145 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

MMA Exclusive
Performance Enhancing Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Uriah Primetime!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Deb The Machine!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Anthony Taglia and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Primetime throws a right hand that The Machine ducks under and follows up with a left that The Machine also avoids with ease.

The Machine shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Primetime is trying to stand up here but The Machine is controlling him well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The Machine is working for a submission of some sort.
The Machine trying to mount his opponent but Primetime defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Primetime blocking the ground and pound attempt from The Machine.

The Machine is looking for a kimura but Primetime is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for The Machine to get the leverage.

Primetime is defending against the submission attempts here by The Machine.
Primetime looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Primetime kicks The Machine off and gets back to his feet.
Primetime scores with a jab. The Machine acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Primetime throws a big shot that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Primetime moves into the clinch.

Primetime breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Uriah Primetime is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Primetime circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Machine is trying hard to land a takedown here. Primetime sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
The Machine moves in looking to clinch but Primetime pushes him off.
The Machine dives in and grabs Primetime's left leg, looking for a takedown. Primetime pushes down on The Machine's head and hops out.
The Machine takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Primetime stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Primetime wants it to stay on the feet.
Uriah Primetime has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Deb The Machine.
The Machine tries to clinch but Primetime is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Primetime circles away from the clinch attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The Machine wants to clinch up but Primetime keeps it at a distance.
Primetime throws a head kick that misses.
The Machine tries for a takedown but Primetime circles away easily

and Primetime decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in The Machine's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Primetime has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of The Machine is proving hard to escape from.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uriah Primetime dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Primetime lets loose with a powerful body kick. The Machine will feel that in the morning.
Primetime feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Machine's calf.
Primetime fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Primetime connects with a solid leg kick.
Primetime scores with a jab to the body.
A combination from Primetime does no damage.
Primetime changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice shot by Primetime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Primetime throws a good cross that connects.
The Machine takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The Machine shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Primetime defends it nicely.
Primetime works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Primetime tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Primetime throws a push kick but The Machine slaps the foot to one side.
The Machine shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Primetime defends it nicely.
Primetime lands with a nice body punch.
The Machine fails with the takedown
and Primetime counters with a straight right hand.
Uriah Primetime has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Deb The Machine.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Primetime breaks from the clinch.
The Machine misses with a takedown attempt
and Primetime counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Primetime moves into the clinch.

Primetime breaks the clinch.
The Machine misses with a body kick.
A good leg kick by Primetime.
The Machine with a poor takedown
and Primetime counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Machine is breathing heavily.
Primetime moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Deb The Machine has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Primetime tries to score with a low kick but The Machine moves his leg out of the way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Machine closes the distance and clinches up with Primetime, looking for a takedown. The Machine pushes Primetime against the cage but Primetime circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Primetime rushes The Machine and presses him up against the cage.
The Machine is looking to take this one to the mat.
The Machine fails to pull guard.

Primetime breaks from the clinch.

Primetime clinches up against the cage.
The Machine tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Primetime just stands there and leans against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Primetime breaks the clinch.
Primetime scores with a sloppy right hand. The Machine should have avoided that one.
Primetime lands with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uriah Primetime dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Deb The Machine's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Primetime drives through and clinches with The Machine against the cage.

Primetime breaks the clinch.
Uriah Primetime is winning the standup battle so far.
Primetime pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces The Machine back to the cage. Primetime follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Primetime lands a nice hook to The Machine's body. The Machine takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Primetime lands with a shot to the body.
Primetime throws a right and a left that The Machine avoids nicely.
The Machine walks into a jab.
Uriah Primetime seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Primetime closes the distance and clinches.

Primetime's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Primetime swats away the attempt to clinch by The Machine.
The Machine throws out a loose jab but Primetime uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Machine shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

so Primetime counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Primetime trying to stand up but can't free himself from The Machine's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The Machine escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Primetime gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Primetime wants to stand but The Machine has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Machine looking for a guillotine here but Primetime defends easily.
The Machine takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

The Machine working for submissions but it's allowed Primetime to get to half guard.
Primetime tries to stand but his arm is trapped.

The Machine actively working from the bottom here.
Primetime wants to stand up but The Machine is controlling the position.
The Machine tries to roll over but Primetime keeps him under control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Primetime wants to stand up but The Machine is controlling the position.
Primetime prevents The Machine from standing back up.

The Machine looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Primetime stops The Machine from getting back to his feet.
Primetime wants to stand but The Machine has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
The Machine moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

The Machine escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Primetime gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The Machine had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Primetime defends it easily.

Primetime decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on The Machine, up you get!
Primetime misses with a double jab.
Nice straight punches there by Primetime. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Primetime.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Machine will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Deb The Machine has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Primetime moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Uriah Primetime showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Primetime, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uriah Primetime!
Uriah Primetime thanked the fans post fight for their support.