PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Boans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Boans is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Round and Round by Ratt. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Wha
vs
Boans

225 cm
25
300 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

210 cm
29
275 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jon Boans!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Paulo Santos and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

It looks like Jon Boans has been cut.
Wha misses with a few strikes there.
Some wild striking there from Boans.
Boans blocks a jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Boans swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wha moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Oooh a lovely combination from Wha sends Boans down but not out. Wha dives into side control looking to finish.

Boans is rocked!
Boans is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Wha is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Boans will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boans tries to escape but Wha is in control.

Wha has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Boans is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wha ducks under a wild hook from Boans.

Boans gets a double leg takedown into Wha's guard.
Wha will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Boans working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boans postures up in Wha's guard and throws a big left but Wha blocks it.
Boans with a flurry of punches that miss.
Wha working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Boans.
Boans in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wha utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Boans throws a big elbow that misses.
Boans throws a big elbow that misses.
Wha looking to control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boans wants to control from the top but Wha keeps moving.
Boans has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Boans with a flurry of punches that miss.
Wha wants to stand but Boans is controlling the position.
Wha on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Wha tries to get out of the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Wha avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boans loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Wha preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Boans postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Boans postures up in Wha's guard and throws a big left but Wha blocks it.
Boans throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wha keeping moving, preventing Boans from controlling successfully.
Wha preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wha pulls Boans in to control the position.
Wha knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Boans on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boans wants to control from the top but Wha keeps moving.
Boans landing with the ground and pound.
Boans postures up in Wha's guard and throws a big left but Wha blocks it.
Wha looking for a sweep. Not yet Wha, not yet.
Wha preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Boans with a flurry of punches that miss.
Boans working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Boans passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Wha wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bleh Wha dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Boans's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Boans tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Wha counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wha misses with a punch on the inside.
Boans is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wha is defending well.
A short right from Wha.
Boans takes a shot to the head.
Wha softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wha lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Boans backwards.
Boans keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wha's efforts to push away.
Wha wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wha is trying to force a seperation but Boans has the dominant position.

Wha breaks the clinch.
A big left from Wha misses.
Wha throws an overhand right that lands on Boans's shoulder, as Boans tries to avoid the shot.
Wha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boans tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wha swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Boans on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bleh Wha is winning the standup battle so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boans uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wha.
Boans tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wha paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boans shoots in for a takedown but Wha shows good takedown defense.
Boans moves away from the strike by Wha.
Wha leaves Boans with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bleh Wha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Boans.

Boans shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Wha wants to hit a switch here but Boans passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Wha there!
Boans landing strikes from the mount.
Boans tries to control but Wha wriggling away.
Boans unloading with bombs!
Boans landing strikes from the mount and Wha is in trouble!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wha is trying desperately to improve position.
Boans lands with some strikes.
Boans with a couple of short strikes.
Wha holds on for dear life.
Boans with shots to the head and body - Wha looks very uncomfortable down there.
Boans looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Boans with the ground and pound from mount.
Boans looking to finish Wha with some ground and pound. This is bad for Wha!
Boans scoring with strikes but Wha is staying in there.

Wha is rocked!
Boans looking to ground and pound but Wha is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boans drops a big elbow. That's hurt Wha! More shots from Boans and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jon Boans!
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