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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ishkabibble Schmukinphart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schmukinphart comes to the cage accompanied by Walk Like an Egyptian. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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193 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
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187 cm
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203 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ishkabibble Schmukinphart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Turner!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, John Roberts and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schmukinphart scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Turner takes a swing at Schmukinphart's ribcage but misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Turner. Schmukinphart shrugs it off though.
Turner cracks Schmukinphart with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Turner throws a low kick but it's checked well by Schmukinphart.
Turner bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Schmukinphart's head.
Schmukinphart throws a right and a left that both miss.
Schmukinphart shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Turner defends it nicely.
A big left from Turner misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Schmukinphart fails to land the takedown.
Turner lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A low kick from Turner misses
and Schmukinphart counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Turner lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Ishkabibble Schmukinphart has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schmukinphart fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ishkabibble Schmukinphart. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schmukinphart on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Horrible takedown by Schmukinphart or perhaps it was just good defense by Turner which made him look bad.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turner throws a leg kick
and Schmukinphart counters with a nice double leg into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Schmukinphart drops back looking for a leg! Turner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Turner manages to kick Schmukinphart off! Schmukinphart jumps back into Turner's guard.
Schmukinphart throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Turner works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Schmukinphart throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Turner works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turner is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Schmukinphart thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Schmukinphart thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Schmukinphart is looking to work some ground and pound but Turner has wrist control.
Schmukinphart drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Schmukinphart as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Turner screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Schmukinphart! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Ishkabibble Schmukinphart!
An out of breath and clearly excited Ishkabibble Schmukinphart thanked CEC Nutrition Q160 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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