PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dante Evangelisti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boba Fett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evangelisti comes into the arena with Hunting For Death blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Evangelisti
vs
Fett

183 cm
29
193 lbs
26 - 5 - 0

187 cm
30
197 lbs
29 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Unique Wear and Custom Design

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dante Evangelisti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Boba Fett!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good work by Fett as he checks the leg kick.
Fett is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fett scoring well with a low kick there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fett.
Evangelisti walks into a left hand.
Evangelisti lands a leg kick that knocks Fett off balance momentarily.
Evangelisti buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fett connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Evangelisti momentarily.
Evangelisti keeps the fight on the outside.
Evangelisti thumps Fett with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Evangelisti waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fett.
Evangelisti blocks a low kick nicely.
Some bone on bone action there as Evangelisti checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fett swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Evangelisti finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Evangelisti throws a sloppy head kick and Fett moves out of range easily.
Evangelisti jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Evangelisti throws a leg kick which misses Fett's front leg but catches the back leg as Fett tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evangelisti throws a sloppy head kick and Fett moves out of range easily.
Fett closes the distance and clinches up with Evangelisti, looking for a takedown. Fett pushes Evangelisti against the cage but Evangelisti circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Evangelisti lands a head kick. Fett smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Boba Fett has been cut.
Evangelisti getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Evangelisti lands a nice hook to Fett's body. Fett takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Evangelisti pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fett missing with a left hand there. Evangelisti was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Evangelisti. Fett does a little dance to reset his feet.
Evangelisti keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fett.
Fett scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Fett there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fett on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Evangelisti. Evangelisti obviously looking to wear him down.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Evangelisti lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fett has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fett and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dante Evangelisti is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Evangelisti misses with a hook. Fett ducked under it nicely.
Evangelisti misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fett.
Evangelisti throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Evangelisti.
Evangelisti connects with a looping right hand.
Fett blocks the body kick.
Fett has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Evangelisti finds it's way round the side to connect with Fett's head.
Fett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Evangelisti sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Evangelisti avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fett keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fett throws a hook but Evangelisti blocks it.
Evangelisti feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fett's calf.
Fett takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Evangelisti throws a jab but it's blocked by Fett.
Evangelisti keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fett.
Fett swings for the body but Evangelisti moves out of range.
Fett connects with a solid leg kick.
Fett throws a nice head kick!
Evangelisti staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fett scores with a leg kick.
Fett tries to work over Evangelisti's front leg with a kick but Evangelisti checks it.
Evangelisti moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Evangelisti throws a body punch but Fett moves out of range.
Fett throws a leg kick which misses Evangelisti's front leg but catches the back leg as Evangelisti tries to avoid it.
Fett has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Evangelisti.
Fett bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fett lets loose with a powerful body kick. Evangelisti will feel that in the morning.
Evangelisti tries to land a leg kick but Fett saw it coming and moves away.
Fett misses with a left hand
enabling Evangelisti to counter with a crisp jab.
Fett does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Evangelisti moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fett moves out of range of the leg kick from Evangelisti.
Evangelisti swats away the attempt to clinch by Fett.
Evangelisti with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Evangelisti checks a leg kick nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evangelisti throws a body kick, spinning off balance
enabling Fett to counter with a crisp jab.
Evangelisti on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Evangelisti gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Evangelisti throws a body kick that misses.
Good work by Fett as he checks the leg kick.
Evangelisti is looking to score with low kicks.
Fett misses with a kick to the body.
Evangelisti throws a shot to the body.
Evangelisti fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fett checks it well.
Evangelisti throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fett.
Jab from Fett.
Fett throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Evangelisti throws a sloppy head kick and Fett moves out of range easily.
Fett throws out a leg kick but Evangelisti moves out of range and Fett only half commits.
Evangelisti moves out of range of the leg kick from Fett.
A chopping leg kick lands by Evangelisti.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dante Evangelisti dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Boba Fett's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Evangelisti misses with a head kick.
Evangelisti connects with a solid leg kick.
Evangelisti misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fett.
Fett throws a hook but Evangelisti blocks it.
Evangelisti scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nice jab there from Fett.
Evangelisti checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Evangelisti lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Evangelisti thows a leg kick but Fett checks it
and Fett counters with a straight right hand.
Evangelisti just misses with a punch to the body.
Evangelisti lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Evangelisti fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fett.
Fett takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fett throws a body punch but Evangelisti moves out of range.
Evangelisti connects with a body shot.
Fett is breathing heavily.
Evangelisti blocks a leg kick.
Fett takes one to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fett throws a leg kick
and Evangelisti counters with a good low kick that Fett was not able to check.
Fett doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Evangelisti throws a low kick, looking for Fett's leg but Fett calmly moves out of range.
Fett's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Evangelisti is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fett.
Evangelisti lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Evangelisti fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Evangelisti lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Evangelisti tries a head kick but it misses.
Fett throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Evangelisti. That's going to slow Fett down.
Dante Evangelisti is winning the standup battle so far.
Fett fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Evangelisti changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Evangelisti on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fett throws a jab but it's blocked by Evangelisti.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fett connects with an inside leg kick.
Fett takes one on the button.
Evangelisti connects with a solid leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Evangelisti. Beautiful body shot.
Evangelisti cracks Fett with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Evangelisti scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fett misses with a kick to the body.
Evangelisti lands with a hook. Fett tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Evangelisti scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fett doesn't seem bothered though.
Evangelisti scores with a kick to the midsection.
Fett moves out of range of the body kick.
Evangelisti misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Evangelisti throws a right hand that Fett ducks under and follows up with a left that Fett also avoids with ease.
Evangelisti misses the shot to the body.
Fett connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fett takes a kick to the side of the head.

That has opened up Boba Fett's cut even more.
Fett ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fett moves forwards but Evangelisti connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fett shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Evangelisti as he jumps to the side.
Fett misses with a low kick.
Evangelisti moves out of range as Fett strikes.
Evangelisti scoring well with a low kick there.
Evangelisti stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fett missing with a left hand there. Evangelisti was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Evangelisti throws a leg kick but Fett sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fett uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Evangelisti.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Fett might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Evangelisti has got the better of the exchanges.
Fett throws a leg kick that is checked
and Evangelisti counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Evangelisti looks to land a body kick but Fett moved away.
Evangelisti looks to land a body kick but Fett moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Fett misses the target.
Fett throws a low kick but Evangelisti avoids it.
Fett keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Evangelisti slips a straight right by Fett.
Evangelisti lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fett takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Evangelisti bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fett tries for a takedown but Evangelisti sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Fett tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fett on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Evangelisti lands with a cross.
Evangelisti lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice shot by Evangelisti.
Fett takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Fett is rocked!

The cut above Boba Fett's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Evangelisti connects with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dante Evangelisti dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Boba Fett's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Evangelisti pounces like a tiger and cracks Fett with a vicious hook! Fett is down but not out! Evangelisti follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dante Evangelisti!
A relieved looking Dante Evangelisti thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.