PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stevie Hinch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Desmond Hume (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stevie Hinch is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hinch
vs
Hume

201 cm
24
280 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

200 cm
33
211 lbs
19 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Stevie Hinch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Desmond Hume!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Skip Squint and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hume moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hume defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hinch.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Hume.
Hinch misses with a takedown attempt - Hume sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Hume closes the distance and pushes Hinch back into the cage.
Hinch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Come on Hinch - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Hume pulls guard effortlessly.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Hinch throws a strike but Hume rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Hume trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hinch has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hinch keeping moving, preventing Hume from controlling successfully.
Hume really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hinch. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Hinch is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hume defends well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Hinch looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Hume has picked Hinch up and slammed him! Hinch can't keep hold of the triangle and Hume manages to pass to side control!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hinch is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Hume is trying to control the action in half guard but Hinch is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Hinch is pressing down on Hume's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Hume must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hume lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Hume throwing strikes but missing.
Hume throwing strikes but missing.
Hume trying to control the position from guard on top but Hinch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hinch throwing strikes off his back to little effect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hinch is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Hume frees his head nicely. Oh but Hinch has switched to an armbar! Hume is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Stevie Hinch!
Stevie Hinch very nearly forgot to thank Heroic Combat Gear (Laundry service) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.