PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Tsakada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asteroid comes into the arena with Asteroid blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Asteroid
vs
Tsakada

188 cm
31
192 lbs
32 - 11 - 3

192 cm
27
198 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 11 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lee Tsakada!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tsakada on the side of the head.
Tsakada lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The fighters circling - Tsakada throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slapping leg kick lands for Asteroid.
Asteroid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tsakada tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tsakada slips a straight right by Asteroid.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tsakada throws the left hand but Asteroid avoids the punch easily.
A jab from Asteroid finds it's way through Tsakada's defenses.
Tsakada misses with a low kick.
Tsakada works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Asteroid throws the left hand but Tsakada avoids the punch easily.
Tsakada throws a right hand that misses
and Asteroid counters with a left and a right that stings Tsakada.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tsakada checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tsakada tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Asteroid manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tsakada scores with a nice right hand.
Tsakada avoids the body shot from Asteroid.
Asteroid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Asteroid pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Asteroid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tsakada.
A punch lands to the side of Tsakada 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Asteroid moves into range and connects with a jab.
Tsakada takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asteroid, right into the meat.
Tsakada looks to land a right hand but Asteroid moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Asteroid.
Tsakada swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid moves into range and connects with a jab.
Asteroid moves away from the strike by Tsakada.
A telegraphed right hand from Asteroid misses the target.
Tsakada swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Asteroid scores with a hook to the body. Tsakada takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fighters circle momentarily. Asteroid darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Tsakada.
A swing and a miss from Tsakada.
Tsakada fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asteroid manages to avoid it.
A big right from Tsakada misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tsakada checks a low kick from Asteroid.
Tsakada throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
A low kick from Asteroid misses
and Tsakada counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Asteroid stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Asteroid connects with the punch.
Tsakada moves out of range of the strikes.
A slow jab from Tsakada misses its intended target.
Tsakada throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Asteroid.
Tsakada takes one to the side of the head.
Tsakada throws a looping overhand right but Asteroid ducks down to avoid it.
Asteroid tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tsakada throws a right hand that misses
letting Asteroid counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tsakada rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Asteroid counters with a right hand to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tsakada throws out a loose jab but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Asteroid checks a leg kick.
Tsakada looks to throw the jab but Asteroid is out of range.
Anabol Asteroid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asteroid uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tsakada.
Asteroid takes a swing at Tsakada's ribcage but misses.
Tsakada with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Asteroid to score with a decent uppercut.
Tsakada lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Tsakada looks to throw the jab but Asteroid is out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asteroid misses with a looping left.
Tsakada takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Tsakada lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anabol Asteroid dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Tsakada keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asteroid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Asteroid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Tsakada throws a hook but Asteroid blocks it.
Asteroid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tsakada swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Asteroid lands a jab to the head.
Asteroid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Asteroid moves out of range as Tsakada strikes.
Asteroid fakes the leg kick and cracks Tsakada in the body.
Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tsakada.
Tsakada misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Asteroid throws a big shot that misses.
Tsakada misses with a straight right.
Tsakada misses the shot to the body.
Asteroid lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Tsakada moves out of range.
Asteroid connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Tsakada takes the fight into the clinch.
Asteroid tries to break the clinch but Tsakada is controlling the position.
Tsakada keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Asteroid's efforts to push away.
Asteroid wants to get back to striking at distance but Tsakada won't allow it.
Tsakada pressing his opponent against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Asteroid is trying to break the clinch but Tsakada has him pressed against the cage.

Tsakada manages to break the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Asteroid.
Tsakada throws out a loose jab but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tsakada walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Asteroid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Tsakada misses with a lunging right hand
and Asteroid counters with an inside leg kick.
Anabol Asteroid is winning the standup battle so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asteroid bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fighters circling - Tsakada throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Asteroid walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Tsakada checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Tsakada pivots, looking for a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range and Tsakada settles back down.
Tsakada closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tsakada blocks a head kick by Asteroid.
Asteroid moves out of range as Tsakada strikes.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Tsakada moves out of range.
Asteroid throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tsakada stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A swing and a miss from Tsakada.
Tsakada loads up on a big right hand but Asteroid slips the punch.
Asteroid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Asteroid is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Asteroid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice shot by Asteroid.
Asteroid thumps Tsakada with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tsakada looks to score with a jab to the body but Asteroid is just out of range.
Asteroid scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tsakada walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Asteroid scores with a head kick. Tsakada tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Asteroid fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tsakada on the side of the head.

Tsakada is rocked!
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. Tsakada looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tsakada is still on wobbly legs! Can Asteroid finish him?
Tsakada walks forward, straight into a front kick from Asteroid.
Tsakada is breathing heavily.
Tsakada misses with a right hand
and Asteroid counters with an outside leg kick.
Tsakada seems to have recovered his senses.
Asteroid walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Tsakada drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Asteroid swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Tsakada's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anabol Asteroid!
After the fight, Anabol Asteroid was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.