PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Short Fuse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snow Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Short Fuse has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fuse
vs
Crash

225 cm
22
300 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

205 cm
28
299 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Perkele!
Perkele!

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Short Fuse!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Snow Crash!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuse staying out of range there.
Fuse scores with a shot to the body.
Fuse chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fuse connects with a right hand. Crash shakes it off.

It looks like Snow Crash has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuse ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fuse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crash shoots for a double leg takedown but Fuse sprawls well. He's pushed Crash's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Crash's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fuse connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Crash scrambles back to his feet.
Fuse avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Fuse thumps Crash with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crash has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuse.
Short Fuse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A big right from Crash misses.
Fuse jabs at Crash's body.
Crash looks gassed!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuse, right into the meat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuse slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Fuse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Crash takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuse scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fuse scoring well with a low kick there.
Fuse is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Fuse feints and then cracks Crash's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crash down.
BOOM! Fuse lands a beautiful left hook that drops Crash. Crash tries to recover but Fuse is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Crash lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Short Fuse!
Short Fuse is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the fight, Short Fuse was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.