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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Decision Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody has chosen Tame as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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226 lbs
16 - 3 - 0 |
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210 lbs
29 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Decision Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by McThornbody. That's going to slow Machine down.
McThornbody gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Machine looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Machine throws a wild body kick that McThornbody sees coming a mile off.
Machine avoids the body shot from McThornbody.
Machine misses with a looping right.
McThornbody misses with a wild body shot.
A good leg kick by McThornbody.
McThornbody throws a hook but Machine avoids it easily.
Machine connects with a solid leg kick.
Machine fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McThornbody.
McThornbody misses with a body shot.
Machine throws a lazy head kick
enabling McThornbody to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Machine fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McThornbody.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Machine can pounce on him.
Machine takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Machine dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Machine moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Machine is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McThornbody.
Machine throws the kick towards the body but McThornbody avoids it.
McThornbody takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Machine misses with a hook
and McThornbody counters with an outside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McThornbody uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Machine.
A shot to the liver by McThornbody. Beautiful body shot.
McThornbody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Machine was well out of range. Poor timing from McThornbody.
Machine shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
McThornbody lands with a straight right. Machine didn't see that one coming.
McThornbody throws the left hand but Machine avoids the punch easily.
Decision Machine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine misses with a jab, cross combination.
McThornbody walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Machine checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
McThornbody on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
McThornbody avoids the body shot from Machine.
Machine looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McThornbody takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Machine lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McThornbody has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McThornbody and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Machine cracks the inside of McThornbody's front leg.
Machine thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on McThornbody if he has to take too many more of those.
A low kick from McThornbody misses
and Machine counters with a good, hard body kick but McThornbody shrugs it off.
A looping hook to the body misses from McThornbody. Machine does a little dance to reset his feet.
Machine misses with a leg kick.
Machine slips a jab from McThornbody.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machine thows a body shot but no joy.
Machine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McThornbody was well out of range. Poor timing from Machine.
McThornbody thuds his shin into the meat of Machine's side.
Machine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Machine throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Machine. McThornbody does a little dance to reset his feet.
McThornbody moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McThornbody throws a lazy right hand but Machine sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Machine is looking to land body kicks.
A bone on bone clash there as McThornbody blocks the leg kick.
McThornbody misses with a hook. Machine ducked under it nicely.
Machine throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McThornbody takes a jab right on the kisser.
Machine throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McThornbody sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody blocks the body kick.
Machine throws a front kick aimed at McThornbody's knee but McThornbody avoids it well.
Machine throws a body punch but McThornbody moves out of range.
Machine gets off balance looking for a body kick
and McThornbody makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McThornbody tests Machine's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McThornbody dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McThornbody moves out of range of the body kick.
McThornbody connects with a solid leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Machine as he connects with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Machine tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Machine takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McThornbody misses with a lunging right hand
and Machine counters with a solid body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Decision Machine will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Machine delivers a nice body kick.
McThornbody checks the leg kick nicely there.
McThornbody scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Machine scores with a kick to the body.
McThornbody connects with a jab.
McThornbody pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Machine.
Machine throws a body kick that misses.
Machine slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A big left from Machine misses.
McThornbody has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Machine.
Machine chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machine on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Good leg kick by Machine there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McThornbody looks to land a right hand but Machine moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Machine.
A clash of legs there as McThornbody blocks the low kick.
McThornbody tests Machine's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Machine looks to land a left hand but McThornbody moved out of range nicely.
McThornbody fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Machine checks it well.
McThornbody takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A nice combination there by McThornbody.
A low kick from Machine misses
and Machine takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Machine throws a half hearted mid kick.
McThornbody misses with a head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Machine fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McThornbody on the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine works the jab nicely.
Machine throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McThornbody takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Decision Machine is winning the standup battle so far.
Machine throws a front kick aimed at McThornbody's knee but McThornbody avoids it well.
McThornbody tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Machine wants to clinch.
Machine looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Machine is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Machine walks into a stiff left hand from McThornbody.
Machine misses with a body kick.
McThornbody wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nice straight punches there by Machine. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Machine.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody checks a leg kick.
Machine tries to score with a low kick but McThornbody moves his leg out of the way.
McThornbody's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McThornbody looks for the body kick but Machine saw that one coming.
Machine tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McThornbody throws a body punch but Machine moves out of range.
McThornbody lands a head shot.
McThornbody feints and then cracks Machine's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Machine down.
Machine misses with a body kick.
McThornbody lands a lovely overhand right.
McThornbody moves out of range of the body kick from Machine.
Machine tries to clinch but McThornbody is having none of it.
McThornbody connects with a body shot.
McThornbody misses with a low kick as Machine jumps back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McThornbody lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McThornbody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Machine swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McThornbody.
A head kick misses from Machine.
McThornbody takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Machine misses with a looping right.
Machine cracks McThornbody with a right hand to the side of the head.
McThornbody throws a lazy right hand but Machine sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big right from McThornbody misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McThornbody takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Machine slips under a jab from McThornbody.
Machine throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Decision Machine dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Machine uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McThornbody.
McThornbody punishes Machine's body with a nice straight punch.
McThornbody throws a jab when Machine was well out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for McThornbody.
Machine wants to clinch but McThornbody slips to the side
and McThornbody cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Machine throws a combination that misses
and McThornbody counters with an outside leg kick.
Machine uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McThornbody.
A looping hook to the body misses from McThornbody. Machine does a little dance to reset his feet.
Machine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McThornbody.
Machine moves out of range as McThornbody throws a body kick.
Machine connects with a right hand. McThornbody shakes it off.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McThornbody, right into the meat.
McThornbody lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine tries to land a leg kick but McThornbody saw it coming and moves away.
McThornbody thows a left - swing and a miss!
Machine takes a head kick and keeps coming.
McThornbody lands a jab to Machine's midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Both fighters circling a little - Machine finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for McThornbody.
McThornbody lands a nice shot to the body.
Machine throws a half hearted mid kick.
McThornbody avoids a kick to the body.
Machine slips a straight right by McThornbody.
McThornbody ducks under a wild hook from Machine.
Nice uppercut there from McThornbody.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Machine on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Gristle McThornbody has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody lands a jab to the head.
Machine uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McThornbody.
A low kick from Machine is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Machine walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McThornbody throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Machine stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Machine avoids the body shot from McThornbody.
Machine is looking to clinch but McThornbody is avoiding it.
McThornbody scores with a sloppy right hand. Machine should have avoided that one.
Machine throws a leg kick that misses.
McThornbody throws a body punch but Machine moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McThornbody.
Machine on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McThornbody. McThornbody obviously looking to wear him down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody lands with an overhand left.
Machine waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McThornbody.
Machine ducks under a wild hook from McThornbody.
McThornbody cracks Machine with an open hand slap.
McThornbody throws a shot from downtown. Machine moves away and avoids it.
McThornbody throws a good cross that connects.
Machine is rocked!
McThornbody flashes Machine a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Machine's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Machine crumples to the floor! He's out cold! McThornbody punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gristle McThornbody!
Gristle McThornbody thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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