PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Humberto Manuel Arboleda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Teatly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Arboleda's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, ASTAROTH - GUERRA DE METAL. Humberto Manuel Arboleda had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Manuel Arboleda
vs
Teatly

165 cm
19
139 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

150 cm
18
130 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

PWNAGE™ (WOT)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Humberto Manuel Arboleda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Captain Teatly!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Arboleda pushes Teatly up against the cage in a clinch.
Arboleda missing with knees to the body.
Arboleda throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Teatly blocks it with crossed arms.
Teatly takes an elbow to the forehead.
Arboleda using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Teatly has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Teatly tries to score a body lock takedown but Arboleda shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Arboleda creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Teatly wants to break the clinch but can't.
Arboleda throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Arboleda lands an elbow that stopped Teatly in his tracks for a moment.
Teatly takes a knee right on the jaw!
Arboleda lands a good knee to the midsection. Teatly won't want to take too many of those.
Arboleda prevents the takedown attempt.

Teatly ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Teatly no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Arboleda would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Teatly tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Teatly is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teatly trying to control the position.
Arboleda has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Teatly is proving hard to escape from.
Arboleda trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Teatly keeping full guard, as Arboleda tries to pass.
Arboleda is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Arboleda knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Teatly on the ground.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Arboleda closes the distance but Teatly moves to the side
and Teatly counters with a lovely shot to the body.

Teatly clinches up against the cage.
Arboleda with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Arboleda struggles to land a body shot inside as Teatly controls his hands.
Arboleda looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Arboleda.
Arboleda pushes off an throws an elbow but Teatly leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Teatly is trying to pull guard but Arboleda turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Humberto Manuel Arboleda has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Captain Teatly.
Teatly tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Arboleda just stands there and leans against the cage.
Teatly fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Teatly tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Arboleda throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Teatly blocks it with crossed arms.
A knee to the head by Arboleda.
Arboleda just leaning against Teatly, taking a breather.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Arboleda.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Teatly takes a knee to the side of the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Arboleda.
Arboleda lands a nice elbow.
Arboleda misses with a knee strike.
Teatly takes an elbow to the temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arboleda stalling in the clinch.
Arboleda scores with a knee to the head.
Arboleda tries to land knees in the clinch but Teatly avoids the damage to the body.
Arboleda lands an elbow inside that Teatly shrugs off.
Arboleda using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Teatly has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Teatly jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Arboleda walks away with a smile on his face. Teatly gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Arboleda fails with an attempt to clinch.
Arboleda is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Teatly on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

Teatly closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Arboleda tries to throw a body punch but Teatly avoids it by throwing Arboleda back against the cage.
Teatly has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Arboleda is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Arboleda lands an elbow inside.
Teatly can't get the takedown.
Teatly can't break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teatly is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Arboleda pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Teatly looks gassed!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Arboleda.
Arboleda prevents the takedown attempt.
Teatly should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Arboleda gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Teatly takes an elbow to the temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Teatly jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Arboleda walks away with a smile on his face. Teatly gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Arboleda instigates a clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Arboleda.
Teatly tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Arboleda smiles and moves away.

Arboleda closes the distance and clinches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Arboleda has Teatly pressed against the cage.
Nice elbow from Arboleda.
Arboleda scores with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humberto Manuel Arboleda dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Arboleda tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Teatly gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Teatly takes an elbow to the forehead.
Teatly is trying to force a seperation but Arboleda has the dominant position.
Arboleda pushes off an throws an elbow but Teatly leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Knees to the body from Arboleda.
Arboleda connects with a knee to the head.
Teatly can't find room to land a body shot as Arboleda controls the action.
Arboleda connects with a nasty looking knee right to Teatly's face.
Arboleda lands a nice knee to the body.
Arboleda creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Teatly's defenses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Teatly has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Teatly has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Arboleda will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Teatly up against the cage.
Teatly is breathing heavily.
Teatly takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teatly looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Arboleda tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Teatly jumps guard but Arboleda turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Arboleda lands an elbow inside.
Humberto Manuel Arboleda has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Arboleda stalling.
Arboleda is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Arboleda unloads a knee to the mid-section. Teatly lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nice elbow from Arboleda.
Knees to the body from Arboleda.
Arboleda crunches a lovely knee into Teatly's ribcage.
Arboleda lands a knee to the body.
Arboleda manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Arboleda with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arboleda with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Arboleda.
Teatly tries to break free but Arboleda pushes him back against the cage.
Arboleda creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Teatly's defenses.
Arboleda lands an elbow that stopped Teatly in his tracks for a moment.
Arboleda lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Teatly's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Arboleda lands an elbow just above Teatly 's eye.
Arboleda scores a nice knee to the body.
Arboleda landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Arboleda connects with a nasty looking knee right to Teatly's face.
Arboleda scores with a knee to the head.
Arboleda comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Arboleda with a knee to the head.
Arboleda lands an elbow inside that Teatly shrugs off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Arboleda.
Arboleda lands an elbow inside.
Teatly wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Arboleda landing knees to the head.
A knee to the head by Arboleda.
Come on Teatly - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Arboleda lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Arboleda tries to work over Teatly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Arboleda unloads a knee to the mid-section. Teatly lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Arboleda landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Arboleda is stalling here.
Knees to the body from Arboleda.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arboleda with a knee to the head.
Arboleda is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Teatly can do to turn this around?
Arboleda creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Teatly's defenses.
Arboleda misses with a short punch on the inside.
Teatly fails to pull guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Arboleda lands an elbow that stopped Teatly in his tracks for a moment.
Arboleda gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Teatly takes an elbow to the temple.
Teatly drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Arboleda gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Humberto Manuel Arboleda has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Captain Teatly.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Arboleda obliges.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Arboleda connects with a knee to the head.
Arboleda throws a knee to the head but misses.
Arboleda working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Arboleda with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humberto Manuel Arboleda dominated that second round.
That's time! Arboleda's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Teatly swats away the attempt to clinch by Arboleda.

Arboleda moves into the clinch.
Arboleda throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Come on Arboleda - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Arboleda landing knees to the head.
Teatly wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Arboleda has him pressed against the cage.
Arboleda gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Teatly is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Arboleda is defending well for now.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Arboleda.
Teatly takes an elbow to the temple.
Arboleda landing knees to the head.
Nice elbow from Arboleda.

Teatly has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Arboleda uses from the top position.
Arboleda wanted to stand there but Teatly had control of the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arboleda slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Teatly takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Teatly is trying to keep Arboleda in close.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Teatly keeping moving, preventing Arboleda from controlling successfully.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Humberto Manuel Arboleda.
Teatly lands with a slapping head kick.

Arboleda gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Arboleda lands a nice knee to the body.
Arboleda looking to throw knees to the head but Teatly is blocking nicely.
Arboleda landing knees to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arboleda with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Arboleda with a knee to the head.
Teatly fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Teatly tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Arboleda smiles and moves away.

Arboleda closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Arboleda creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Teatly's defenses.
Teatly looking to stall.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right handed body shot lands from Teatly.
Arboleda crunches a lovely knee into Teatly's ribcage.
Arboleda utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Arboleda landing knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arboleda comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Arboleda lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Arboleda lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Arboleda with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Arboleda misses with a hook from the clinch.
Arboleda lands an elbow inside that Teatly shrugs off.
Arboleda taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Arboleda lands a knee to the head.
Arboleda comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Arboleda utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Arboleda is pushing Teatly up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A short right from Arboleda on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teatly misses with a body punch.
Arboleda gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Arboleda lands an elbow inside that Teatly shrugs off.
Arboleda lands an elbow just above Teatly 's eye.
Teatly takes an elbow to the temple.
Arboleda content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Arboleda lands a hook that snaps the head of Teatly backwards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Arboleda tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Captain Teatly has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Teatly jumps guard but Arboleda stands there with Teatly around his waist. Teatly gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Humberto Manuel Arboleda showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Arboleda has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Humberto Manuel Arboleda!
Humberto Manuel Arboleda really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that PWNAGE™ (WOT) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.