PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeremy Tonal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snake The Pendulum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tonal comes into the arena with Mustasch - I hunt alone blaring out of the sound system. The Pendulum has chosen Good Luck as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Jeremy Tonal could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Snake The Pendulum's chin.

Tonal
vs
The Pendulum

188 cm
29
217 lbs
32 - 5 - 0

215 cm
31
205 lbs
24 - 0 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeremy Tonal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Snake The Pendulum!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tonal scoring well with a low kick there.
Tonal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tonal motions for The Pendulum to come forward. Tonal throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tonal takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Pendulum.
A punch combination from Tonal misses.
The Pendulum is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A good leg kick by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum avoids the head kick by Tonal.
The Pendulum takes a swing at Tonal's ribcage but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tonal takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Pendulum throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Tonal counters with a straight right hand.
The Pendulum moves into range and connects with a jab.
The Pendulum uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tonal.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tonal thows a body kick. The Pendulum tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Pendulum moves out of range of the body kick.
Tonal throws a sloppy head kick
and The Pendulum counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Pendulum uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tonal.
Jeremy Tonal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tonal just misses with a punch to the body.
Tonal throws a leg kick that is checked
and The Pendulum counters with a thumping low kick.
Tonal tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tonal moves out of range as The Pendulum strikes.
Tonal throws a sloppy head kick and The Pendulum moves out of range easily.
The Pendulum is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Tonal throws out a loose jab but The Pendulum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tonal looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tonal.
Tonal cracks a nice hook into The Pendulum's ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tonal tried to score with a low kick but The Pendulum checks it.
Tonal fakes the leg kick and cracks The Pendulum in the body.
Tonal checks the leg kick.
Nice defenses there by The Pendulum.
A swing and a miss from The Pendulum.
Tonal cracks The Pendulum with an open hand slap.
The Pendulum throws a hook but Tonal avoids it easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tonal checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum misses the shot to the body.
Tonal walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Pendulum throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tonal takes a swing at The Pendulum's ribcage but misses.
The Pendulum misses with a straight right.
Tonal slips a jab from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum moves out of range of the body kick from Tonal.
The Pendulum throws a body kick the misses
and Tonal counters with a straight right hand.
Tonal pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tonal lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Pendulum thuds a left hand into Tonal's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tonal thuds his shin into the meat of The Pendulum's side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tonal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Pendulum.
Tonal throws a hook to the side of The Pendulum's head but The Pendulum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tonal fakes the leg kick and cracks The Pendulum in the body.
The Pendulum looks gassed!
Tonal throws a lazy uppercut
and Tonal takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tonal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Pendulum moves away.
The Pendulum misses with a hook
enabling Tonal to counter with a crisp jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Tonal.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Pendulum looks to throw the jab but Tonal is out of range.
A slow jab from Tonal misses its intended target.
The Pendulum takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Tonal dominated that round.
That's time! Tonal's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Tonal lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A swing and a miss from Tonal.
Tonal blocks a jab.
Tonal misses with a straight left.
Nice body kick from The Pendulum.
Tonal lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tonal throws a solid leg kick but The Pendulum takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tonal.
Tonal throws a wild body kick that The Pendulum sees coming a mile off.
Tonal lands a nice looking body kick.
Tonal throws a leg kick
and The Pendulum finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
The Pendulum throws a front kick that sends Tonal stumbling back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pendulum lands with a nice body punch.
Tonal takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tonal tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Pendulum was well out of range. Poor timing from Tonal.
Tonal throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Pendulum stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Pendulum throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tonal darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Pendulum ducks under a wild hook from Tonal.
The Pendulum moves out of range of the body kick.
Tonal ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tonal on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tonal.
Tonal lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tonal fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Pendulum manages to avoid it.
Tonal steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Pendulum.
Tonal is looking to clinch.
The Pendulum scores with a jab.
The Pendulum checks a leg kick.
Tonal takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Tonal will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Pendulum checks the leg kick nicely there.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Pendulum darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The Pendulum ducks under a wild hook from Tonal.
The Pendulum checks a leg kick.
The Pendulum scores with a leg kick.
Tonal connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Tonal drives through and clinches with The Pendulum against the cage.
The Pendulum on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short uppercut from The Pendulum.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Pendulum misses with a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum lands with a left to the head.
The Pendulum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Pendulum blocks a body shot from Tonal.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tonal.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tonal.
Tonal tries a body shot but The Pendulum blocks it.
Tonal lands an uppercut.
The Pendulum takes a shot to the head.
The Pendulum scores with a hook to the body.
The Pendulum prevents a body shot from Tonal.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tonal scores with a hook to the body.
The Pendulum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tonal tries a body shot but The Pendulum blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Tonal dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Tonal tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Pendulum swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Pendulum defending well as Tonal loads up on a big left hand.
Tonal misses with a kick to the body
and The Pendulum counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The Pendulum scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Tonal is looking to land body kicks.
The Pendulum scores with a hook to the body. Tonal takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tonal misses with a hook.
Tonal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Pendulum.
The Pendulum thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Pendulum lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Tonal thows a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Tonal - just one landing.
Tonal is looking to score with low kicks.
The Pendulum looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tonal tries to land a leg kick but The Pendulum saw it coming and moves away.
Jeremy Tonal is winning the standup battle so far.
The Pendulum misses with an uppercut
and Tonal counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tonal tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tonal misses with a low kick as The Pendulum jumps back.
Tonal throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Pendulum lands with a nice body punch.

Tonal has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tonal goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Pendulum misses with some punches.
The Pendulum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Tonal fails to land.
Tonal works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tonal pushes The Pendulum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Pendulum is trying to break the clinch but Tonal has him pressed against the cage.
Tonal goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Pendulum wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Pendulum throws a knee to the head but misses.
Tonal gets through The Pendulum's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

The Pendulum is rocked!
The Pendulum tries to throw a body punch but Tonal avoids it by throwing The Pendulum back against the cage.
The Pendulum is still on wobbly legs! Can Tonal finish him?
Tonal creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends The Pendulum's eyes rolling into the back of his head! The Pendulum drops to his knees and Tonal pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeremy Tonal!
A very excited looking Jeremy Tonal made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.