PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sly Stone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Art Vandelay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stone's entrance music is Rambo. A fine choice. This should be a great matchup!

Stone
vs
Vandelay

175 cm
22
194 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

195 cm
21
190 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sly Stone!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Art Vandelay!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Alyssa Summers and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stone looks for the body kick but Vandelay saw that one coming.
Vandelay takes one on the button.
Vandelay blocks a head kick by Stone.
Stone throws a body punch but Vandelay moves out of range.
Vandelay throws a half hearted mid kick.

Stone lands a high kick to the side of Vandelay's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Stone dives into guard, looking to finish.

Vandelay is rocked!

It looks like Art Vandelay has been cut.

Stone stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Vandelay closes the distance and clinches.
Vandelay using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

Vandelay breaks the clinch.
Vandelay lands with a thumping leg kick.
Stone throws and low kick but Vandelay moves out of range easily.
Vandelay throws a push kick but Stone slaps the foot to one side.
Stone takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

It looks like Sly Stone has been cut.
Good shot there by Vandelay.
Vandelay blocks a low kick nicely.
Vandelay tries to close the distance and clinch but Stone swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Vandelay slips a jab and a cross from Stone.
Art Vandelay seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vandelay throws a head kick but Stone moves out of range.
Vandelay getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Vandelay tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vandelay misses with a body shot.
Vandelay feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Stone's calf.
Vandelay throws a hook but Stone blocks it.
Stone throws a head kick that misses.
Stone stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Vandelay misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stone pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vandelay connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Sly Stone's cut is getting worse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Both fighters circling a little - Vandelay finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Stone is breathing heavily.
A good leg kick by Vandelay.
Vandelay is looking to clinch.
Vandelay throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Vandelay buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Vandelay.
Vandelay feints a jab and as Stone dips his head, Vandelay unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Stone right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Stone falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Vandelay smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Art Vandelay!
Art Vandelay is the new middleweight champion!