PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor (ranked 4710 p4p, 4133 weight class) and Romario Brazil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Sentient Tumor
vs
Brazil

205 cm
25
265
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
265
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Romario Brazil!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Emerson Jorge and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brazil doesn't manage to clinch there - Sentient Tumor circles away.
Sentient Tumor takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Sentient Tumor lands a jab to the nose.
Sentient Tumor walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

It looks like Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor has been cut.
Brazil wants to clinch.
It looked like Sentient Tumor wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Sentient Tumor fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sentient Tumor lunges at Brazil with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Brazil's hand.
Sentient Tumor tries to land a front kick but Brazil steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Brazil is looking for the big counter here.
Brazil moves away from the strike by Sentient Tumor.
Brazil is looking for the big counter here.
Sentient Tumor wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brazil fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Brazil checks a leg kick.
Brazil tries to clinch but Sentient Tumor moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sentient Tumor keeps the fight on the outside.

Brazil has managed to clinch.
Brazil misses with a punch on the inside.
Brazil misses with the head strike.
Sentient Tumor misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Sentient Tumor fails to land.
Sentient Tumor tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Sentient Tumor lands a body punch.
Brazil lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Brazil tries to work over Sentient Tumor's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brazil misses with a punch on the inside.
Brazil lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sentient Tumor backwards.
A body shot lands from Brazil.
Sentient Tumor tries to throw a body punch but Brazil avoids it by throwing Sentient Tumor back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Brazil.
Sentient Tumor misses with the head strike.
Brazil misses with the head strike.
A short left from Brazil.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brazil lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sentient Tumor or not.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sentient Tumor swings wildly with an uppercut but Brazil uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brazil prevents a body shot from Sentient Tumor.
Sentient Tumor dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Sentient Tumor presses Brazil against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Brazil lands a body punch.
Brazil lands a nice shot to the body.
Sentient Tumor tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Brazil's elbow.
Brazil lands a shoulder strike.
Sentient Tumor blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sentient Tumor is trying to pull guard but Brazil turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Brazil goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sentient Tumor prevents the takedown attempt.
Sentient Tumor is trying to maintain a safe position but Brazil gets an underhook and turns Sentient Tumor into the cage.
Sentient Tumor blocks a body shot from Brazil.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brazil.
Sentient Tumor misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Brazil tries a body shot but Sentient Tumor blocks it.
Sentient Tumor goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Brazil lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sentient Tumor backwards.
Brazil prevents a body shot from Sentient Tumor.
Sentient Tumor misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sentient Tumor.
Sentient Tumor is trying to pull guard but Brazil has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brazil scores with a hook to the body.
Sentient Tumor struggles to land a body shot inside as Brazil controls his hands.
Sentient Tumor blocks an uppercut.
Sentient Tumor misses with the head strike.
Brazil has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Sentient Tumor is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Sentient Tumor blocking some punches.
Sentient Tumor jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Brazil walks away with a smile on his face. Sentient Tumor gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Sentient Tumor moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brazil uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sentient Tumor.
Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brazil cracks Sentient Tumor with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Sentient Tumor tries to move into range but Brazil moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Brazil moves out of range as Sentient Tumor throws a body kick.
Sentient Tumor misses the jab.
Sentient Tumor wants to clinch up but Brazil keeps it at a distance.
Brazil tries to clinch up.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brazil slips a jab and a cross from Sentient Tumor.
Brazil looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Brazil is looking to clinch.
Donk. Sentient Tumor catches Brazil right on the button with a cross.
Brazil lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Sentient Tumor backs up against the cage.
The fighters circling - Sentient Tumor throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Brazil lands with an uppercut that bounces Sentient Tumor off the cage and back into range.
Sentient Tumor on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Brazil takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Romario Brazil dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Sentient Tumor tries to work over Brazil's front leg with a kick but Brazil checks it.
Sentient Tumor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Brazil doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Sentient Tumor misses with a wild body shot.
Brazil tries to clinch but Sentient Tumor is having none of it.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Sentient Tumor.
Brazil tries to close the distance and clinch but Sentient Tumor swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Brazil wants to clinch.
A slow jab from Sentient Tumor misses its intended target.
Sentient Tumor scores with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Decent striking displayed by Sentient Tumor there.
Sentient Tumor throws the left hand but Brazil avoids the punch easily.
Brazil swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The fight stays on the outside here - Brazil looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Brazil gets tackled into the cage by Sentient Tumor. Sentient Tumor maintains the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brazil's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sentient Tumor is trying to pull guard but Brazil turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Sentient Tumor misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Brazil can't find room to land a body shot as Sentient Tumor controls the action.
Sentient Tumor is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Sentient Tumor fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Brazil working aggressively here.
Sentient Tumor can't find room to land a body shot as Brazil controls the action.
Sentient Tumor blocks an uppercut.
Romario Brazil seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Brazil misses with a hook from the clinch.
Brazil lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Brazil prevents a body shot from Sentient Tumor.
Sentient Tumor lands a nice shot to the body.
Brazil is breathing heavily.
Brazil has a couple of punches blocked by Sentient Tumor.
Sentient Tumor lands with a left to the head.
Sentient Tumor fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Sentient Tumor.
Sentient Tumor lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sentient Tumor working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sentient Tumor throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Sentient Tumor.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sentient Tumor doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sentient Tumor tries to work over Brazil's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sentient Tumor struggles to land a body shot inside as Brazil controls his hands.
Sentient Tumor misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Brazil.
Sentient Tumor pressing his opponent against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Brazil - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Sentient Tumor scores with a shoulder strike.
Brazil throws a punch but it's blocked by Sentient Tumor.
Sentient Tumor tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Brazil's elbow.
Sentient Tumor blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sentient Tumor tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sentient Tumor can't find room to land a body shot as Brazil controls the action.
A right hand to the body from Sentient Tumor.
A right handed body shot lands from Sentient Tumor.
Sentient Tumor pushes Brazil back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

Sentient Tumor pulls guard successfully.

Sentient Tumor working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Brazil doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Sentient Tumor is tightening it up a little... Brazil has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Brazil reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Brazil taps out! Nice BJJ there by Sentient Tumor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor!
Mentors Dick Cream Sentient Tumor made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Fuck off with your can crushing.'.