PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John C Reilly (ranked 761 p4p, 2030 weight class) and Ret Ired (ranked 106 p4p, 272 weight class). Reilly comes to the cage accompanied by John C. Reilly Funniest Moments. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Reilly
vs
Ired

187 cm
28
189
7 - 3 - 0

150 cm
38
191
20 - 9 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

5 Round Science NY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, John C Reilly!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ret Ired!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Daniel Blasius and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ired ducks under a wild hook from Reilly.

Ired clinches up against the cage.
Reilly lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ired backwards.
Reilly misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ired throws an elbow that misses.
Reilly tries to work over Ired's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Reilly tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ired's elbow.
A short right from Ired.
Ired throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Reilly blocks it with crossed arms.
Reilly has a couple of punches blocked by Ired.
Reilly lands a nice uppercut.
Reilly blocking some punches.
Good body shot from Reilly.
Reilly misses with a short punch on the inside.
Reilly is working Ired over against the cage.
Reilly struggles to land a body shot inside as Ired controls his hands.
Reilly lands with a light punch inside.
Ired blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ired drops down looking for an ankle pick but Reilly pulls his leg out and moves away.

Reilly clinches.
Reilly lands with a short shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reilly lands a left hand.
Ired is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Reilly is keeping busy.
Reilly misses with a punch on the inside.

Ired manages to break the clinch.
Ired takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
John C Reilly is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Reilly jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ired throws a head kick that misses.
Reilly misses with a body shot.
Reilly has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Razor Sharp Training Systems in the buildup to the fight.
Reilly misses with a looping right.
Ired lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Reilly backs up against the cage.

It looks like John C Reilly has been cut.
Reilly connects with a body shot that sends Ired's belly button to the back.
Reilly scores with a body shot.
Ired looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reilly lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Ret Ired has been cut.
Reilly moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Reilly connects with a right hand. Ired shakes it off.
Reilly scores with a hook to the body. Ired takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

Reilly sends Ired crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Reilly is motioning to the referee to let Ired up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Reilly throws a front kick aimed at Ired's knee but Ired avoids it well.
As Reilly backs off Ired throws a huge counter combo but Reilly manages to avoid it all.
Ired circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Reilly. Ired falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Reilly!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). John C Reilly!
John C Reilly retains his middleweight title!
A less than humble John C Reilly misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.