PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 875 p4p, 521 weight class) and Mike Murhaa (ranked 109 p4p, 73 weight class). Diddlybottom kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Milquetoast. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Diddlybottom
vs
Murhaa

213 cm
40
273
31 - 27 - 0

199 cm
31
292
17 - 14 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Murhaa!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from Murhaa.
Murhaa bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Diddlybottom swats away the attempt to clinch by Murhaa.
Diddlybottom takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Murhaa lands a jab to the nose.
We've been informed that Murhaa has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Diddlybottom throws a jab but it's blocked by Murhaa.
Murhaa catches Diddlybottom with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Murhaa ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Murhaa.
Diddlybottom walks into a jab.
Murhaa lands a right hook to the body.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Murhaa misses with a looping right.
Murhaa slips under a jab from Diddlybottom.

Murhaa shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Diddlybottom's guard.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Murhaa throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Murhaa throws a big elbow that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Murhaa missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Murhaa postures up in Diddlybottom's guard and throws a big left but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Murhaa is looking to work some ground and pound but Diddlybottom has wrist control.

Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Murhaa defends well.
Murhaa throws a big elbow that misses.
Murhaa throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Diddlybottom works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Murhaa throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Murhaa connects with a right hand. Diddlybottom shakes it off.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Murhaa wants to counter the offense by Diddlybottom and move into the clinch position.
Murhaa slips a straight right by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Diddlybottom scores with a jab to the head.

Murhaa gets a clinch.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Murhaa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Murhaa misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diddlybottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Murhaa tries a body shot but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch but Murhaa improves position.
Murhaa throws a head punch that misses.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
Murhaa has a couple of punches blocked by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa lands with a right to the head.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom pushes off an throws an elbow but Murhaa leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Murhaa misses with the head strike.
Murhaa lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Murhaa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Diddlybottom throws an elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa swings wildly with an uppercut but Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Diddlybottom blocks a body shot from Murhaa.
Murhaa cracks Diddlybottom with a nice body shot.
Murhaa scores with a shot to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Murhaa lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
A short right from Murhaa on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Murhaa working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Diddlybottom misses with some punches.
Murhaa working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Murhaa.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Murhaa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Diddlybottom lands a right hand that snaps the head of Murhaa backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Murhaa dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A slow jab from Diddlybottom misses its intended target.
Murhaa changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Diddlybottom shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Murhaa tries to clinch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Murhaa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Murhaa takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diddlybottom. Murhaa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Murhaa.
Diddlybottom throws a jab but it's blocked by Murhaa.
Mike Murhaa seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diddlybottom looks to land a left hand but Murhaa moved out of range nicely.
Murhaa tries to clinch but Diddlybottom is having none of it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Murhaa.
Murhaa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Murhaa jabs Diddlybottom to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Murhaa pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Murhaa keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diddlybottom.
Murhaa tries to counter with a clinch but Diddlybottom shakes him off and moves away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Murhaa's leg but Murhaa calmly moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom lands a nice shot to the body.

Murhaa has managed to clinch.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
Diddlybottom blocking some punches.
Diddlybottom will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Murhaa up against the cage.
Murhaa tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Murhaa can't find room to land a body shot as Diddlybottom controls the action.
Murhaa lands with a short shot to the head.
Diddlybottom can't find room to land a body shot as Murhaa controls the action.
A short left from Murhaa.
Murhaa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Diddlybottom softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom wants to stall.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Diddlybottom breaks from the clinch.
Diddlybottom throws a body punch but Murhaa moves out of range.
Diddlybottom works over Murhaa's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Murhaa doesn't manage to clinch there - Diddlybottom circles away.
Diddlybottom was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Murhaa.
Murhaa moves in looking to clinch but Diddlybottom pushes him off.
As Murhaa backs away, Diddlybottom returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Murhaa slips a straight right by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa moves in looking to clinch but Diddlybottom pushes him off.
Murhaa wants to clinch.
Diddlybottom jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Murhaa instigates a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Murhaa.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
Murhaa is working Diddlybottom over against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Murhaa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diddlybottom's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Murhaa.
Murhaa working aggressively here.
Murhaa lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Murhaa lands a body shot.
Murhaa swings wildly with an uppercut but Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Murhaa lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Murhaa lands with a left to the head.
Murhaa lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Murhaa has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Murhaa lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa scores with a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Murhaa misses with a body punch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Diddlybottom throws an elbow but misses.
Murhaa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Murhaa has a couple of punches blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom trying to stall but Murhaa improves his position.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa lands an uppercut.
Diddlybottom leaning his opponent against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Murhaa.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Murhaa showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Murhaa changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Diddlybottom just misses with a punch to the body.
Murhaa swings for the body but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Donk. Murhaa catches Diddlybottom right on the button with a cross.

Murhaa clinches up against the cage.
Murhaa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Murhaa lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Murhaa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Diddlybottoms head.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom blocks an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Murhaa.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Murhaa misses with a short punch on the inside.
Murhaa lands a hook that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Murhaa fails to land.
Diddlybottom throws an elbow that misses.
Diddlybottom throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Murhaa lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Murhaa.
Murhaa lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Diddlybottom or not.
Murhaa can't find room to land a body shot as Diddlybottom controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Murhaa creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Murhaa has a couple of punches blocked by Diddlybottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa digs a right hand underneath Diddlybottom's ribcage. Diddlybottom let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short right from Murhaa.
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Murhaa.
A short right from Murhaa.
Murhaa lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Diddlybottom is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Murhaa.
Oh Diddlybottom is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Murhaa working aggressively here.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom seems to have got his legs back now.
A right hook to the body lands for Murhaa.
Diddlybottom blocks an uppercut.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diddlybottom.
A short body shot lands from Murhaa as the two fighters clinch.
Murhaa misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Murhaa lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Diddlybottom to his knees! Murhaa keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Murhaa!
Milktoast Diddlybottom spoke after the fight, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.