PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 3 p4p, 20 weight class) and Sunray Spike (ranked 1 p4p, 1 weight class). Grabber kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Side to Side. Spike has chosen For Heavy Metal we will die! as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Grabber
vs
Spike

207 cm
33
278
34 - 6 - 0

199 cm
38
263
27 - 10 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

HELLS BALLS RECOVERY
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sunray Spike!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Richard Clark and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber tries to score with a low kick but Spike moves his leg out of the way.
We've been informed that Spike has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grabber moves into range and connects with a jab.
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Spike counters with a nice body kick.
Spike takes a kick to the side of the head.
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Spike counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spike moves out of range of the strikes.
Grabber scores with a nice strike.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Grabber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spike throws a head kick but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber appears to be looking for a big counter.
Spike shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spike looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Spike gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Grabber gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his super heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, HELLS BALLS RECOVERY for their support in the buildup to the fight.